We bake cookies.
You buy cookies.
We deliver cookies.
You eat cookies.
YOU LIKE COOKIES? MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT
Rogue Bakery is a "artisan" cookie bakery ;) We make really good cookies, we bake them fresh, and we deliver them to you in person (or by mail, if you're super far away). We're also kind of strange, since we don't have a physical storefront, and only take orders online. Oh, but don't worry, if anything, not having a storefront allows us to concentrate on the important stuff: making the best cookies ever. Anyways, now is the time to order cookies. Still not convinced? Maybe if you were to head over to our gallery of cookies they could do the talking for us (they don’t actually talk of course... unless you can hear them, then yeah they talk). Oh, maybe you would also like to know our delivery area? Yeah that would be nice. You’d like that wouldn’t you? Weirdo.
LOOK AT WHAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT THE COOKIES. WE DIDN'T EVEN PAY THEM TO SAY IT, TOO!
"In fact, all of the Rogue cookies I've tried so far have tasted like the best cookies I'd ever bake, or the best baked by anyone I know. And that's a total compliment. They're not fancy, just really well-made." -Columbus Alive, 24 June 2010
"Once you taste Rogue’s sweet-and-salty bestseller, the Milk Chocolate Chunk, which features a sprinkling of sea salt, you’ll need no further explanation. And the “I’m not a Snickerdoodle!” (the baker’s personal favorite), will put your mom’s sugar cookies to shame…" "…make sure to examine the snarky, hopelessly endearing, and sometimes nonsensical, labeling. And, just so you know, that’s magenta on the logo, not pink."
"If you think that nothing could be better than having fresh baked homemade cookies delivered to your door, there’s more. While the cookies are good, I get as much enjoyment from reading the quirky labels."